Jackie Chan - Why Ties are not good in a fight. I'll never know why I didn't graduate from cowboy school... Why is this just so adorable?! why the grass is greener on the other side. That's why we don't "surprise" people Why would you pay a toll when you can do this? Why all my relationships have failed. Why can't Free Willy and pals play behind my boat? This is why I don't do any cooking Why you will never be better than Mr. Bean. Tired of spilling drinks on your electronics? Why not give them legs? Why don't you just take a seat.. Why don't you take a seat right over there? And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I would never trust a dirt ramp on a cheap bike.