MRW a pedestrian thinks I'm going to slow down when they're taking their sweet time crossing the road. MRW a pedestrian thinks I'm going to slow down when they're taking their sweet time crossing the road. MRW I found out /r/CuteFemaleCorpses exists MRW I found out /r/CuteFemaleCorpses exists MRW my pee splits into two streams and both streams stay aimed inside the toilet bowl MRW my pee splits into two streams and both streams stay aimed inside the toilet bowl MRW when viewing pics of Russian daredevils taking selfies from the spires of tall buildings MRW when viewing pics of Russian daredevils taking selfies from the spires of tall buildings MRW when telemarketers discover my new cell phone number MRW when telemarketers discover my new cell phone number MRW I'm playing hide and seek at a store's clothing aisle. MRW I'm playing hide and seek at a store's clothing aisle. My brother's and MRW our family would visit relatives and we world be bombarded with questions. My brother's and MRW our family would visit relatives and we world be bombarded with questions. MRW I leave my dead end job I've been working for years for a job that I do the same thing for twice the pay. MRW I leave my dead end job I've been working for years for a job that I do the same thing for twice the pay. MRW hanging out with the kids when wife says dinner's ready MRW hanging out with the kids when wife says dinner's ready MRW I'm in the bathroom of the plane and we hit minor turbulence. MRW I'm in the bathroom of the plane and we hit minor turbulence. MRW when I'm with redditors and they see a spider MRW when I'm with redditors and they see a spider MRW I realize that I literally started trying to diet 8 hours ago, but then Doritos. MRW I realize that I literally started trying to diet 8 hours ago, but then Doritos. MRW I'm in a group text MRW I'm in a group text MRW When during sex my wife slide her hand near my anus MRW When during sex my wife slide her hand near my anus MRW I'm at a wedding and a guy at the table says he's caught 4 garters and my count is on 5 garters. MRW I'm at a wedding and a guy at the table says he's caught 4 garters and my count is on 5 garters. MRW she says to finish wherever I want. MRW she says to finish wherever I want. I few weeks ago I sent in all my college applications, this is MRW the mailman comes by my house I few weeks ago I sent in all my college applications, this is MRW the mailman comes by my house MRW the $30 bulb I bought solely because it was advertised as silent starts to make a humming noise. MRW the $30 bulb I bought solely because it was advertised as silent starts to make a humming noise. MRW Marvel confirmed Spider-Man is joining forces with the MCU MRW Marvel confirmed Spider-Man is joining forces with the MCU MRW I turn on the shower and the water is cold. MRW I turn on the shower and the water is cold. MRW I see gas prices dropped to 82 cents/L MRW I see gas prices dropped to 82 cents/L MRW the Australian guy in my office brings me a vegemite sandwich to celebrate Australia day MRW the Australian guy in my office brings me a vegemite sandwich to celebrate Australia day MRW my boyfriend wants a handjob after I've just got off a 12 hour shift. MRW my boyfriend wants a handjob after I've just got off a 12 hour shift. MRW I'll have to pay child support if I don't pull out... MRW I'll have to pay child support if I don't pull out... MRW my girlfriend greets me in front of her parents for the first time MRW my girlfriend greets me in front of her parents for the first time
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