MRW I start losing in an NHL video game MRW I pull up to a drive thru box and they ask if I want to try the new promotional item MRW the typing test is scored on speed but not accuracy MRW the chip breaks off in the queso MRW I'm drunk and I'm petting a dog MRW someone catches my obscure reference MRW I change my profile picture MRW my boyfriend grows out his beard MRW my crazy ex texts me out of the blue MRW I have friends over but I'm tired and they won't leave MRW my friend tells me who Keyser SÃ¶ze is MRW I saw my buddy with a girl in public MRW it's been a long week and the guy at the bar next to me is buzzed and trying to make small talk MRW the waitress takes away my beer glass when there's still a tiny bit left in the bottom MRW I turn down the gf for sexy times MRW somebody tries to give me their mixtape MRW my embark area in Dwarf Fortress is "heavily forested" MRW someone tailgates my designated driver. MRW I hear Japan has lifted its 67-year-old ban on dancing MRW I finally get laid after 5 years MRW watching Jurassic World MRW when I realize that cute, popular girl was totally flirting with me in 6th grade 20 years ago. Being in an office full of women, MRW there is finally full cream milk instead of skimmed milk in the fridge. MRW I find a new subreddit that's so perfectly titled, I don't even read a single post before I subscribe. MRW a pedestrian thinks I'm going to slow down when they're taking their sweet time crossing the road.