In Order to Do This, You Need A Minimum BAC of 1.0 Cutest snake yawn... Lulwut? Very disappointed by FBI. Slow Friday afternoons... I found out this girl I like likes birds. How I imagine users that 'fix' posts [OC] MRW my gf comes home and say she had a bad day and its that time of the month. MRW I failed at hiding my emotions when my doctor started asking me questions relating to depression Yogurt Cat Hiding from the FBI MRW I got in an argument with both my girlfriend and best friend in the same day. Prototype For The Brother of NOD's Scorpion Tank MRW I hear the first good crack of a thunderstorm This shouldn't take very long. MRW my girlfriend says that if she were a man she would never pee on the seat. MRW a coworker tries to get me in trouble and it completely backfires on them Wringing a Towel in Low Gravity Daft Punk Getting Lucky Pole Vaulting Fail My girlfriend sends me this .gif *once a month*... Hey! Stop that! Like I give a fuck The little beached mermaid I videoed my brother pretending our cat was a gun, my friend found out and took it further... Ships Ahoy!